i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize