I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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