she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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