She's JV to your varsity
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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