I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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