Your favorite bartender is back from prision
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize