Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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