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That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.

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Apparently hers is a theme park.

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(386): That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground. (954): Apparently hers is a theme park. http://tfl.nu/yoy4

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(940): View more from Texas

Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.

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(940): Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost. http://tfl.nu/jz6g

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.

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(603): Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid. http://tfl.nu/3tmh

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(219): View more from Indiana

I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.

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(219): I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives. http://tfl.nu/v9m4

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."

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(828): I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke." http://tfl.nu/rseq

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.

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(920): I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice. http://tfl.nu/yj17

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(216): View more from Ohio

It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote

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(216): It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote http://tfl.nu/ew61

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night

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(612): Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night http://tfl.nu/h77m

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(516): View more from New York

It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.

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(516): It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night. http://tfl.nu/9z84

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(514): View more from Quebec

she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up

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(514): she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up http://tfl.nu/zucc

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life

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None of those words made sense together.

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(612): So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life (1-612): None of those words made sense together. http://tfl.nu/fi74

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(516): View more from New York

Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future

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(516): Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future http://tfl.nu/gu0v

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(630): View more from Illinois

I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.

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(630): I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award. http://tfl.nu/kz36

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(216): View more from Ohio

just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.

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(216): just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin. http://tfl.nu/vhdg

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(812): View more from Indiana

his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink

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(812): his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink http://tfl.nu/s3j7

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