What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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