Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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