if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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