Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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