Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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