accomplished twins. life is a go
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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