four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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