just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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