just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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