Dual....:-)
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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