Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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