i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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