Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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