My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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