Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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