They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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