So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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