Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Blood and glitter go together right?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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