Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He did a backflip because drugs
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