The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I met the friendliest cop last night
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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