her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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