just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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