I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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