So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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