it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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