i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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