and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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