I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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