chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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