The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So much Jack, so little girl.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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