I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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