Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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