I only kidnapped one of them. chill
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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