i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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