I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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