we made out on top of his cat.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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