Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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