How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize