You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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