ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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