I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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