That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Less talking, more tequila
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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